You can’t love yourself if you don’t talk to yourself the same way you talk to the people you love.
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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Holy shit
motherfucking god
are you fucking kidding me
holy moly
Oh, my…
good f’ing LORD
^lol at all the fitness blogs who have never seen a partner stunt before
Yeah, seriously, I’ve seen way more impressive physical feats than that. What are you guys getting so worked up about?
… is what I’d say if I felt like being a pompous asshole. I don’t care if this is considered “easy” for some people; I’m hella impressed.
^^
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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
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award winning author
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Me.
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
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