January 2011
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Whenever I want someone to do something now, I say things like “hey, will you buy me some altoids?” and they look like they’re gonna say no and I go “I’LL KISS YOU.” and if that doesn’t change their mind right away, I keep yelling that until they start laughing and do what I want. I never have to actually give them kisses though. Because I only do it to...
easytherekilla asked: Who's this stupid anon? They clearly don't know a good person when they see one.
easytherekilla asked: Who's this stupid anon? They clearly don't know a good person when they see one.
Anonymous asked: i hate you
Anonymous asked: i hate you
December 2010
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I want you all to wake up tomorrow and tell 2011...
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I think I’m going to have a New Years kiss this year you guys.
Reblog if you are an east coast kid.
Boys always say that if they had boobs, they'd...
unwanted-clemency:
Well, if I was a boy, I would do this 24/7:
HAHAHAH.
Oh, and whenever a guy says that to me I’m like “yeah, I know. they’re wicked entertaining.” I think I’m the only girl not afraid to admit that.
This isn't the girl I know who stabbed me in the...
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swallowingoxygen:
When a cute girl adds you on Facebook….
….When you see she has a boyfriend.
You go to his page, and he turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the girl….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s girlfriend….
….THEN SHE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex) boyfriend now hates...
I'm in such a thoughtful mood.
Self-analyzing, I suppose.
Nobody wants to converse with me when I feel like this, but this is when I crave communication the most.
Kill me./
loveyourchaos:
courtney love reading kurt’s...
“There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of...”
– Salvador Dali
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And on my throne I remain, all alone in my lane.
I finally got a pair of black on black vans.
Seriously been wanting these for so long.
I’m stoked.
Watchtruevampires:
officialtwistedsmile:
why didnt they show eric in llike any of it?!
eric wasn’t in the final season, so why show him? the show ended because he left.
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when you're in a rough mosh pit
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN THE SUN SETS!
fallfrom:
yes,yes i will!
We're gonna' distract you with these colorful...
rarararyan:
To cover up the fact that we feel like bad news.
Reblog if you're straight and don't mind if...
I'm so stoked.
Today I’m going to a dope show and seeing everyone I love.
And there’s gonna be an ugly sweater contest, and the promoter is having me take a picture of everyone wearing their ugly sweaters, just for giggles.
It’s gonna be so funnn.
day 09 - one goal or wish.
Be happy?
day 08 - something that upsets you.
Uh, a few things.
day 07 - your favorite summer night in 2010.
June 12. Summer Breakdown.
Vanna, Whitechapel, Suicide Silence, so many more.
Inside the barrier.
Ugh. SO GREAT.
day 06 - your favorite memory that a crush has...
Oh golly. Well my ex boyfriend and I had some really good memories I guess.
I think my favorite was after we went to go see Due Date and we were the last people to leave the movie theater and we got locked out waiting for our ride so we walked down the street to a gas station to escape the cold. The neon from the diner next to the movie theater was glowing bright pink and we were freezing cold...
day 05 - the best gift you’ve received.
My ipod, certainly.
Play Music, Not Women.
What if someone followed me because they thought I...
benjaminelliot:
my dad just walked down stairs with the most serious look on his face, walked over to me, turned off the TV, sat down and looked at me then said “son, there are negroes on the TV upstairs.” then just walked away.
i cannot stop laughing right now.
