Reblog if you'd rather be having sex now.
chellalove: honeyveee: hahah terrible but yes i would
I just got a calzone with chicken&broccoli alfredo...
This is so fucking delicious.
This made me smile so much.
I think I'm going to go paint something for my...
Because I want my walls to say “these anchors won’t weigh me down.” except I’m ‘not supposed to paint on my walls’. Poop. Okaybye.
When it comes to insults. Always be there for your...
when your bestfriend insults someone: but when someone insults your bestfriend:
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
holmesinthetardis: elviniasogorgeous: tomatoneedles:
From now on, every girl I meet will be meticulously compared to you and none of...
I honestly feel like I'm probably going to die...
Last night I had one of the scariest experiences...
This is probably going to be long. Heads up. Last night I went to my friends’ apartment after a show. My boyfriend and his friend came along with us because their ride home wasn’t coming for another hour or so. We were all there hanging out and it was pretty mellow. Almost everyone that was there smokes cigarettes and I never really thought much about it. So after we were there for a...
This is a direct quote from the...
Be more vulgar/This blog is a less intense version of the old one: No, that’s why the other one got shut down in the first place. We’ll be offensive, but not to the same degree. That was the only reason anyone liked the old one. Fuck you. You’re not good at the offensive blog thing. Shut up.
This city was dull until you walked through it.:... →
cabralkelsey: Things you’d like to say to an ex… Well, I don’t “technically” have an ex. (Long story.) But I would say, thanks for breaking my heart, and teaching me not to trust anyone. I appreciate that you took almost everything I had to offer, and just bury it six feet under. You took the guard around my…
Worst fucking night ever.
greenorblue: There is such a pull in my chest. Sucks that you’re the first person I turn to for comfort and you barely want to speak. What am I even doing, I just feel foolish. Whatever, I’m a bitch and I’m toxic. I’ll do you the favor of leaving. ignore this. gpoy.
"Politically I tolerate the heterosexual lifestyle...
aaronitron: And this is why we love Jack on Will & Grace.
I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought,...– Frida Kahlo (via caseyruane)
My focal vocabulary.: What is it with musicians... →
aaronitron: “Firework” from Katy Perry. “Born This Way” from Lady Gaga. What is next? Seriously. Do you people not understand what a gay anthem is? It is not a song that some musical artist writes to appeal to a demographic. It is not a song that is written to sell records to gay people. It is a song that is…
anch0vies: therealleightonmeester: mabyboose: fearlesswift: omfg i can’t stop laughing omg oijgklmdsantu93weuiajksdgnmsdg ciara we should do this to people on mill
These anchors won't weigh me down.
Message me exactly what type of person you think I...
shelbyrazzino: d0 it you won’t. pussies.
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SEX FACTS: Taurus Sexstrology →
randomsexfacts: Taureans are ruled by Venus which is beneficial when it comes to love and sex. They are sensual, loyal and faithful. When they make love (not have sex), it’s the most physical and natural pleasure in the world to them. Taurus believes in using romance to get sex. You can expect dinner, flowers and…