May 2012
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April 2012
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Music Then: Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
(Ski-doo-be-dop) We were at a party (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) His ear lobe fell in the deep (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Someone reached in and grabbed it (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Was a rock lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Eww
Eww
We were at the beach (Eww)
Everybody had matching towels (Eww)
Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
And there they saw a rock (Eww)
It wasn't a rock (Eww)
Was a rock lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Rock lo-o-obster
Rock lo-o-obster
Motion in the ocean (Ooh ah)
His air hose broke (Hoo ah)
Lots of trouble (Ooh ah)
Lots of bubble (Hoo ah)
He was in a jam (Ooh ah)
He's in a giant clam! (Hoo ah)
Rock, rock
Rock lobster! (Aaaaaaaaah)
Down, down! (Aaaaaaah)
Lobster
Rock
Lobster
Rock
Let's rock!
Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray (ooh wok ooh wok)
There goes a manta ray (ah ah ah)
In walked a jellyfish (huah)
There goes a dogfish (rea-owr)
Chased by a catfish (geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh)
In flew a sea robin (Laaaaa)
Watch out for that piranha (eh rek eh rek ah hoo)
There goes a narwhal (eeeeh)
Here comes a bikini whale! (Aaaaah!)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I NEED FEMINISM
whoneedsfeminism:
Because I am sick of people telling me and countless of other females to “act like a lady” or to “be a girl” and I am sick of people telling males to “be a man” or to “man up.”
No thanks. I do not want to be subjugated by your standards of gender. I do not want to conform to the strict male/female binary. I am my own, and the sooner you know that, the better.
Just raced a kid in a riced out civic, didn’t even hit 100 mph before he gave up. Pussy.
Don’t soup you car up if you’re not gonna go all out kids.
“I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one. Take a...”
– Henry Rollins (via emotional-algebra)
I need feminism
whoneedsfeminism:
so that people will stop saying “you will when you’re older” when I tell them I don’t want children. Just because I have a uterus doesn’t mean I have to reproduce.
FINALLY.
It’s my birthday. Sup.
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Just woke up from the first sex dream I’ve had in forever. Not bad, not bad at all.
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Oh, something odd happened tonight at work.
This guy comes through my line with two carts of ice cream. He comes up and says “I have 100 tubs of ice cream.” and hands me one. I’m just confused as to why he needs so much, and then everyone in the checkout is around my register deciding how to go about this. We concluded that we need one of each flavor, and how many of each flavor there were. Well, this guy didn’t...
Lately I just really don’t like my mom. She’s been such a bitch whenever I come home. I can’t talk to her for more than 30 seconds without her giving me shit for something. So I usually just hide in my room until she goes to bed and then come out to the living room to hang out with my dad. Meh. It might be nice if her and I could have a normal relationship.
It's OK tumblr, I'll...just...rest my eyes for a...
bluedogeyes:
AH. TOO CUTE.
It’s freeezing in my house. Brb frostbite.
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WHEN MY BOYFRIEND GOES TO WATCH TV IN THE LIVING...
I’M JUST LIKE:
More like when my boyfriend leaves the room for anything…
Tyler's birthday was a success!
The package I’ve been waiting for came like an hour before he got here, and I gave him the jacket and the suspenders I got him and he was seriously sooo excited. AH. I’m so happy he loved it. ahgilaehgiurhgiulerhg.
And then I got him a chocolate cream pie too, which was delicious.
Just really happy.c:
hiddlebumz:
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
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Today I learned that from the time I was like 1-2 and a half, I had to go to the dentist once a month because my baby teeth were too weak and they just crumbled so they had to give me tons of fluoride and stuff, and that’s why my parents are always on my shit about brushing my teeth constantly. I always assumed they just think I’m grimy and wouldn’t do it otherwise, but...
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Fuck nights like this where I’m all snuggly and shit and Tyler’s off a gazillion miles away. Wah. The past few weeks I haven’t seen him very much and it sucks. Meh.
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